June 2010
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An Idea Of How My Day Went.
Alexis has been searching fruitlessley for a "Becca"
Alexis: Pardon me, but do you know where Becca is?
Lady At Desk: Who?
A: Becca. She's supposed to find me a computer so I can e-mail my boss about why I want to switch work sites.
(Note: The boss has directed Alexis to do this. She is sitting 10 feet away.)
LAD: Oh..Becca. Have you seen Becca?
Man Walking By: Like an hour ago I think.
LAD: Did you check downstairs?
A: I don't really know where I am, I was just told to find Becca.
LAD: So you didn't check downstairs.
A: Ma'am, I don't even know where downstairs is. I'm just trying to find Becca.
LAD: Fine.
(LAD walks into room behind her. Her desk is in front of the door.)
LAD: She's right here, you should have checked here first.
A: Thank you.
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Did I sit in Borders for 5 Hours reading a book?
Yes. Yes I did. And I drank a cake batter flavored drink while I was at it.
Today = Win
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The one thing that definitely would not happen — not that it wouldn’t ever happen on an individual basis, but it certainly wouldn’t happen in a shared-culture sense — is that a generation of college kids would go down to Cabo for the week and return with a big Mexican dance hit which they then played so much that it became even somewhat popular in the US. Americans...
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International Day of Internationalness!
Today was a global adventure! Okay well kind of. Today was the the annual Caribbean Festival, here in the good ‘ole District of Columbia. This is actually a huge deal for the Caribbean and African communities here; it is also a huge fucking parade. It is two blocks from my house, so we could hear the whole thing for the approximately 5 or so hours the parade lasted. Why was the parade 5...
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"It's The Old Asian Drag Queen I Saw Last Summer!"
So I just go back from Train, a gay nightclub in DC. It was Glee night. I pin-curled my hair, and was wearing my hipster finest. My lipstick was bright red and I was wearing A Hat. There was a drag show. Did I watch drag queens, and their back-up dancers of dubious talent, perform a variety of numbers from the hit T.V. show Glee? Yes, yes I did. Did I put a dollar into a very attractive, scantily...
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“What do I wear to a gay bar?”
– What I just typed into google. Inquiring minds.
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A very good place to start.
Hi, I’m Alexis and this is my blog.This will mostly consist of my day-to-day wacky hi-jinks.
FOR EXAMPLE: Yesterday I was lost in Crystal City, Virgina for over an hour, all in the pursuit of shoes. Why was I looking for shoes? Because my other 40+ pairs of shoes were getting lonely and their crying was keeping me up at night. So after having my (Brand! New!) Sharpie pen explode on me in in...
