An Idea Of How My Day Went.
Alexis has been searching fruitlessley for a "Becca"
Alexis: Pardon me, but do you know where Becca is?
Lady At Desk: Who?
A: Becca. She's supposed to find me a computer so I can e-mail my boss about why I want to switch work sites.
(Note: The boss has directed Alexis to do this. She is sitting 10 feet away.)
LAD: Oh..Becca. Have you seen Becca?
Man Walking By: Like an hour ago I think.
LAD: Did you check downstairs?
A: I don't really know where I am, I was just told to find Becca.
LAD: So you didn't check downstairs.
A: Ma'am, I don't even know where downstairs is. I'm just trying to find Becca.
(LAD walks into room behind her. Her desk is in front of the door.)
LAD: She's right here, you should have checked here first.
A: Thank you.
Did I sit in Borders for 5 Hours reading a book?
Yes. Yes I did. And I drank a cake batter flavored drink while I was at it. Today = Win
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