November 2011
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First, remember that style comes in all sizes, so the bigger you are, the more...
– Those fashion tips are courtesy of noted style icon and total badass Miss Piggy. (via fuckyeahwomenprotesting2)
HIIIYA! Ms. Piggy is a fucking winner.
(via hamburgerjack)
Miss Piggy is my freaking role model.
(via pilgrimkitty)
I was never into the Muppets as a kid because they terrified me,...
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Do what you are going to do, and I will tell about it.
– Sharon Olds: Online Poems
I am no story teller, but I do tell stories.
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melissang replied to your post: melissang replied to your post: Q2Q is a contact…
oops, i didn’t mean to come off as unsypathetic! sorry. you can only imagine how horrific Big Love truly was now …
Oh no! I didn’t think you were unsympathetic. It was a sad face of understanding. I now know the sadness of soaking (fake) bloody clothes in my kitchen sink at midnight. It is a bitter...
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“Yes, we have a place in the universe and yes, when we find it, there will be people waiting to welcome us home.”
“Affinity: related not by blood but by choice, the appeal of one chemical nuclear group for another, avidity.”
My readings, academic and civillian, are trying to tell me something.
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melissang replied to your post: Q2Q is a contact sport.
haha, now you understand the pain
:(
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Q2Q is a contact sport.
THINGS THAT MAKE ME DISGRUNTLED, A List by Alexis.
ACTORS
BLOOD
AAAACTORS
BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD
WHY CAN’T WE MAKE THE SHOW ABOUT ROBOTS WITH NO BLOOD?
ACTORS WHO FALL INTO THE BLOOD AFTER WE SAID “DON’T FALL INTO THE BLOOD”
ACTORS WHO HAVE CLEANED THEIR HANDS OF BLOOD ONLY TO PUT THEIR HANS BACK ON/IN THE BLOOD
ACTORS WHO PUT THEIR BLOODY HANDS ON THE COSTUME OF ACTORS...
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clementinafio replied to your post: You’ve got this sick sense of style which you’re willing to compromise for comfort.
I think we should all write things about each other all the time.
Also, yes.
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clementinafio replied to your post: You’ve got this sick sense of style which you’re willing to compromise for comfort.
AND I want to have a lady party sometime in the near future, we can drink and complement each other all night.
YEEEEES. YES YES YES YES YES. But please after this OMG I JUST SAW A HUGE BUG AHHHHHH…..okay it’s gone. Yes! A party, but please after this show is over!
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You’ve got this sick sense of style which you’re...
THIS IS THE TRUEST THING ANYONE HAS EVER SAID ABOUT ME.
I love looking awesome, until I get tired then it’s like WHOOPS FELL INTO MY SWEATS AND I CAN’T GET OUT.
Also, Sophie, one day I am going to write you another long, but non-drunk this time, e-mail about how much you and our friendship means to me (whoa there bad grammar! Idc though), and how I really really want us to still be...
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There's A Joke In Here Somewhere.
Listening to new albums by Childish Gambino and Drake, while writing and researching a paper on Liszt, Sinatra and probably Elvis.
Foreshadowing: A BA written about dead, white, male musical artists composed under the influence of very alive, black, male musical artists. Unless Beyonce and Jean Grae sneak in.
I still feel like I’m cheating, because I get to write about something...
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My darling girl, when are you going to realize that being normal is not...
– Alice Hoffman (via misswallflower)
Anonymous asked: Not only do I love your blog ( heh found it ) but I also am secretly infatuated with you. K. here we go I got this idea from a spam msg I received on Facebook lol.. I know you like me but were always way too shy to say so :3 go hit up crushmasher(dõt)com (uhh it wont let me do a regular link) then make an acct there. Search for the profile 'justmeandu33' ( obv me ) I posted body...
63 Reasons Why Bradley Cooper Definitely Isn't The... →
People who are attracted to dudes. This is imporant.
In other news, I know which Ryan is which now!!!
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therichgirlsareweeping:
dyfl:
anniewu:
What a great trailer for the upcoming season of RuPaul’s Drag Race. This is the only reality show I still follow. I don’t think I need to explain why.
The PRODUCTION VALUES! Damn, girl!
I literally just screamed with joy. LITERALLY.
OH MY GAAAAAAAAAAAAAWD. YES YES YES YES YES YES YESYESYESYESYES!!!!!
SICKENING.
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icarntspell replied to your post: Birthday!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY?
Yes, it is my birthday! Thank you!
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Birthday!
Birthday, birthday, birthday, birthday. Birthdaaaaaaaay!
BIRTHDAY!!!!!
Miss Peach Gets Lucky
lowendtheory:
structureandstyle:
So I had a date with this werewolf. I said I’d give him a Tuesday dinner slot if he got all his tangles out. After all that
conditioner, he did feel greasy, but no worse than your average guy by late Sunday afternoon. And we’re supposed to feel sorry
for the frothing one. He’s a bleeding wild flower, a sock that would scratch you raw and doesn’t even have...
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I’m really scared for my generation, you know. The thing that scares me most is...
– Drake on why he “hates social media” (via thesource.com)
Oh man Drizzy/Jimmy. Now just say this over a dirtyslow electro beat and we can talk. I won’t even wait for the dubstep remix.
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Anonymous asked: <p>Is it racist that I now prefer golden Oreos over traditional Oreos? And what does it say about a person if they prefer Mint or double-stuffed?</p>
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misc portmanteaux deux
ragbag:
if there is one thing metallica fans like us know, it’s that metallica is a portmanteau of metallic + replica. speaking of portmanteaux, here are a few that i have been dreaming up since posting the first list exactly 400 days ago*.
fauxtest: (faux + protest) when one pretends to object but secretly consents. as in: “i know that you actually want to see the latest rom-com with that...
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For the rest of your life, you will get tired. You will shy away from risk. You...
– http://ishum.wordpress.com/2007/09/01/drew-dir%E2%80%99s-graduation-speech/
- Student graduation speech to the University of Chicago class of 2007 by Drew Dir (Manual Cinema, Court Theatre).
I was at the 2007 convocation, as an ex of mine graduated that year, and was blown away by Drew’s speech. I...
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how time flies
Like 4 years ago, or something, I was sitting in my living room, dressed like a sexy scientist, looking up time zones so that I would get my EA app in “on time.”
ProTip: Time is a social construct! It is always November 1st somewhere!
I also had my mom click submit for me cause I was too scared, then I think I ate candy and cried and went to bed. So it was like a sneak preview of...
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