December 2011
WatchI went to a fancy party and wanted to share some ~feelings~. I curled my bangs with hot rollers so they are Out. Of.Control. And as a p.s: everyone was super excited about my B.A which made me feel guilty that I have read …..2 books for it over break. Whoops!
Young Manhattanite: “Though it was promoted as a... →
youngmanhattanite:
“Though it was promoted as a sitcom, Seinfeld wasreally a commercial designed to promote the city as the rightful home for the elite. With the threat of class war vanquished, the rulers determined thecity to be the most effective device for delivering goods, showcasing products and…
Well damn.
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Anonymous asked: Look, would it make people feel...
yoisthisracist:
Yo, feeling this, let’s make it happen.
Maybe something about tanning salons instead? Like, whenever people (white people) talk about tanning I completely tune out. Going T-wording?
This is only because I am commited to being on a yacht at least once in my life, and I feel like I will need to say “Yacht-club,” possibly, to make that happen. Because everything is...
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snowmanoclock replied to your post: snowmanoclock replied to your post:…
Very fair. I don’t disagree; in fact I didn’t read it. I only made a fuss about how mind-blowing The Matrix was. If there’s anything I’ve truly learned here, it is that Fake it ‘til You Make it is a valuable mantra.
Right? Some of the things I have written/said in class that have gotten the most, like, academic...
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snowmanoclock replied to your post: 4chanscreencaps replied to your post: “Baudrillard…
shit wait! this was the reading that saved my english grade! I made such a fuss about how mind-blowing that shit was that my delightful prof thought I understood it but really I only understood The Matrix!
I read in conjunction with The Matrix (Media Aesthetics FTW), and like my main quibble (my...
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4chanscreencaps replied to your post: “Baudrillard is intentionally obfuscating.”
c’mon, hyper-reality is my jam
BOOOOO.
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"Baudrillard is intentionally obfuscating."
Okay, I am officaly going to write better (see: more hilarious) course evaluations from now on.
Also, good luck EA applicants, may you all have the chance the read Baudrillard and come to the slow realization that, you know what, he may be “brilliant” but he is a huge dick, and he writes like a sea-sick savant on a JV acid trip.
Watchverymarykate:
baby daddy
Omg I am buying a blonde wig, no I’m not, yes I am.
Watchverymarykate:
hoffmoween
Have I watched every episode of Very Mary Kate? Not yet, but I’m working on it.
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“This is the year that squatters evict landlords,
gazing like admirals from the...”
– Imagine the Angels of Bread
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Omg I was just in the swankest hotel in DC, every president since the 80s has stayed here, Sonny why.didn’t you tell me this was your house????? YOUR ROOM LIES BEHIND A SECRET MIRROR PASSAGE WAY. YOU GAVE ME FREE VOSS WATER!!!
I am having some trouble dealing with this, but the dj played sum 41, so that was fun.
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This man gave me an entire pizza for $5. Then I fell down, but nobody saw, so it’s fine.
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This is a place holder for “My Thoughts On Warhorse, OR, you guys war is really terrible, whoever made this up should be fired, also I have lots of feelings about the Apocalypse and stuff. “
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“Remember: It is a book. It is a test. It is a paper. That’s it. That’s all.”
– Put down the textbook… and read this: A Love Letter for the College Students « The World Needs More Love Letters
perspective is for weaklings! No, but getting an e-mail from a professor asking me to re-send a paper gave me a sad. At the end of each quarter, I move all of my papers and...
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#SPRINGBREAK
So I am sitting at my dining room table, drinking all of the tea, listening to my mom’s mix CD titled “Dead Black Men We Love” (70 tracks!), eating a block of pepperjack cheese, and wearing my huge BREAKBREAKBREAK sweater, after I slept for almost 24 hours. Whoops!
The 25ish books I need to read for my thesis are in a suitcase next to me (Thanks Southwest!) and I am ignoring...
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fwarg replied to your post: clementinafio replied to your post: #Team…
NO
It’s you and me against the world Nina!
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clementinafio replied to your post: #Team Volutri
duuuuuude squirrels are the worst, they are definitely rodents. I especially hate bold uchicago squirrels.
THANK YOU.
“The comment section does not seek any sort of artificial two-sides-of-a-story...”
– Comment Rules | Informed Comment
Not all points of view are valuable. If I have learned nothing else at this school, it is this. Also, this is the best commenting policy in the world, I wish it were everyone’s.
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#Team Volutri
I am the only person in the world who does not like squirrels.
It’s their beady eyes, and their complete lack of respect for humanity.
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bensk replied to your video: Untitled (by linde hartman) Lesbian…
Thanks for making the most unintentionally popular guy in the coffee shop where everyone can see my screen.
Anytime!! I…will maybe put a NSFW next time?
Remember that time when I wrote 50 pages over the course of a long weekend?
God I hope I forget too.
I am too scared to check my google reader.
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“If something is to happen you have to come unprepared, unarmed; but you don’t...”
– Fred Moten, riffing on Derrida, In the Break: The Aesthetics of the Black Radical Tradition (via lowendtheory)
The Republicans' Farcical Candidates: A Club of... →
DAAAAAAAAAMN son. Germany knows what’s up.
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