May 2011
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Just fucking fuck me, already. →
Golden. Craig’slist is GLORIOUS.
April 2011
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NO MORE TEARS
WE ARE NOW LOOKING AT PUPPY PHOTOS, THERE IS CHAMPAGNE AND RAMEN. I KNOW YOU ARE JEALOUS, I WOULD BE TOO.
Can I quote myself? Wait - what did I say?
– Me
#notalexus
(via tidymockeries)
WELCOME TO MY NIGHT.
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I bet you fall in bed too easily With the...
Its cold And rough And I kept standing 6’1” Instead of 5’2” And I loved my life And I hated you.
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fuckyeahqueenbeyonce:
Beyonce - Move Ya Body (for Michelle Obamas campaign against obesity)
am I teaching myself this dance? Hell yes, what else would I do, homework?
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Beyonce's bad-ass, all-girl band Suga Mama →
Sick nasty ya’ll
If swag levels continue their unprecedented rise, we could soon be entering a...
– Paul Volcker to President Barack Obama, White House internal memo warning of a worsening economic crisis, as leaked by Wikileaks, October 13 2009 (via misattributions)
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All the Tall, Shy Young Men
INTERVIEWER: You don't object to my recording our conversations?
JORGE LUIS BORGES: No, no. You fix the gadgets. They are a hindrance, but I will try to talk as if they're not there. Now where are you from?
INTERVIEWER: From New York.
BORGES: Ah, New York. I was there, and I liked it very much—I said to myself: “Well, I have made this; this is my work.”
INTERVIEWER: You mean the walls of the high buildings, the maze of streets?
BORGES: Yes. I rambled about the streets—Fifth Avenue—and got lost, but the people were always kind. I remember answering many questions about my work from tall, shy young men. In Texas they had told me to be afraid of New York, but I liked it. Well, are you ready
INTERVIEWER: Yes, the machine is already working.
BORGES: Now, before we start, what kind of questions are they?
Happy Easter?
So, uh, I am starting to sober up? Whoops? Sorry families who decided to get a campus tour on Easter! You should have made a decision that was not that! But thank you for making sure I did not walk into things (everything)!
Yesterday all I did was theater, observing and performing, and today all I did was eat. I think this was God saying “I’m sorry you’re getting your finger cut...
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Belated 4/20 Post.
thingsthatmakeyouhorny:
Rupert Grint smoking a bong.
I don’t care if he doesn’t have a soul, he can still hit it.
get it????
Lois Lane, Girl Reporter
deantrippe:
Here are some notes and images from Lois Lane, Girl Reporter, a pitch for a series of illustrated young adult novels I worked on a few years ago for DC Comics. Story by me, with considerable brainstorming help from my pal John Campbell, and art by Project: Rooftop fan favorite Daniel Krall.
My wonderful editor, Chris Cerasi, was a real champion of the series, which we codenamed...
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So,
I have watched the penguin getting tickled (it was cute, if a little triggering for me. I have had some traumatic tickling incidences in my past, I don’t want to talk about it), and that poptart cat? Nyan, something like that? It looks like Space Invaders and Hello Kitty fucked in the breakfast aisle, and this is their love child; I don’t really get it.
There, I’m caught up. Can...
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I Only Remember My Mom's Birthday Because I Know A...
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It hurts to let go. Sometimes it seems the harder you try to hold on to...
– Henry Rollins (via lajoiedevivre).
(via loveandzombies)
Still in love.
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Sh*t-faced: a brief history of the word. - By Paul... →
But why shit? And why on the face?
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We need to eradicate the slander that says a black youth with a book is acting...
– Barack Obama (via awesome-everyday)
This was like a blow to my heart, yes.
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How To Solve The Fossil Fuel Crisis
fakescience:
SCIENCE!
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You think he belongs to you because you want to belong to him. Don’t. It’s a bad...
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Toni Morrison (via theheftyhideaway)
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