Lady Fiend.

Democracy

1. Claire: What's all the commotion about today?
2. Sebastian: We got a hamster for the class. We were supposed to get one last week but now we have a hamster.
3. Claire: Neat. What did you name it?
4. Sebastian: We're voting on it right now.
5. Claire: What's winning?
6. Sebastian: Chubby Claus.
7. Claire: I see.
8. Sebastian: I voted for Mr. Dwarfy but it doesn't look like it's going to be Mr. Dwarfy.
9. Claire: I'm sorry.
10. Sebastian: It's okay. That's how voting works.
11. (Kids are awful smart. I started tutoring again.)