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bananafin:

heytinafey:

SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE

I’M GETTING OFF ON JARVIS, BABY…. SO LET’S WALK.

Welcome to Edgewater, y’all. Also, Awkward White Girl Looking Pointedly Out the Window, I feel you. 

Oh my god this is so great. Like, is this is a safe space? This is a safe space. Okay. Like the angry black woman stereotype is hella problematic, and reductive, and harmful to black women, but sometimes IRL all I want to do is yell at people and threaten to hurt them with my accessories. This is wrong! I know it is wrong. And yet. One time at a party some girl did….something, I was drunk she was drunk maybe she blinked who knows, but I definitely kept loudly and pointedly referring to her as “little girl” as in “Little Girl, come talk to me one more time” and ” Little Girl you need go home to your momma.” I was drunk! She made me mad!

Okay. The Race Place! with Alexis. Should I start carrying mace? 

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03 / 01
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yes yes yes.

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kissmyflash:

2burgers2fries2dietcokes:

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andydoesit:

Rolling In The Deep- A Military Cover

Can we talk about how good this girl’s voice is? How well these dudes harmonize? How they have a VIOLIN in IRAQ. How well their outfits coordinate…sike.

Into this.

I love this and am drunk right now so automatic Adele reblog!

@Hez may I suggest this nameless lady as Hello Giggles She-ro of the week?  Cause girl be rockin’ some pipes as well as the camo.  If the military doesn’t give out medals for being the epitome of the modern woman than maybe an honorary Grammy is in order.

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Carving the Mountains (by Juan Rayos) Awesome girls doing Awesome stuff. I tried to skateboard when I was younger, and I was dismal. I’ve always wanted to try again.

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02 / 08
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captainrobocop: heathicorn: uprightcitizens: Self-explanatory. I know a lot of people are gonna be like, “HEY, WHY ISN’T LENO A SLYTHERIN?!” but to me, out of all the working late night hosts, David Letterman most exemplifies the qualities of Slytherin house — cunning, wit, ambition, all that stuff. Leno is probably a Slytherin, all right, but he’s more like a Dolores Umbridge. The rest are completely obvious. Conan is clearly a Gryffindor — actually, he might even be a long-lost Weasley. Jon Stewart is the most Ravenclaw of them all; wit beyond measure is man’s greatest treasure and all that. And Jimmy Fallon is clearly a Hufflepuff. Come on. #leno’s a squib #cos he ain’t funny at all #and craig ferguson is dumbledore cos he’s da best Every time I think about who would be sorted into what house, I re-affirm my loyalty to Ravenclaw.  Slytherclaw if we’re honest, but at 11 it would have just been straight up Ravenclaw. I have also been mainlining J.Stew videos because 1)I’m cool, 2) he’s so hot when he’s angry. Is that weird? No? Cool.

captainrobocop:

heathicorn:

uprightcitizens:

Self-explanatory.

I know a lot of people are gonna be like, “HEY, WHY ISN’T LENO A SLYTHERIN?!” but to me, out of all the working late night hosts, David Letterman most exemplifies the qualities of Slytherin house — cunning, wit, ambition, all that stuff. Leno is probably a Slytherin, all right, but he’s more like a Dolores Umbridge. The rest are completely obvious. Conan is clearly a Gryffindor — actually, he might even be a long-lost Weasley. Jon Stewart is the most Ravenclaw of them all; wit beyond measure is man’s greatest treasure and all that. And Jimmy Fallon is clearly a Hufflepuff. Come on.

#leno’s a squib #cos he ain’t funny at all #and craig ferguson is dumbledore cos he’s da best

Every time I think about who would be sorted into what house, I re-affirm my loyalty to Ravenclaw. 

Slytherclaw if we’re honest, but at 11 it would have just been straight up Ravenclaw. I have also been mainlining J.Stew videos because 1)I’m cool, 2) he’s so hot when he’s angry.

Is that weird? No? Cool.

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25 / 06
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washingtonpoststyle: This is perhaps the world’s greatest painting title. (It’s certainly greater than the work of art itself.)

washingtonpoststyle:

This is perhaps the world’s greatest painting title.

(It’s certainly greater than the work of art itself.)

16 / 06
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beet cake (by tiger in a jar)

Now I have an absurd desire for a card catalogue full of spices, and flour, and other dry goods. 

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14 / 06
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Ben Folds, Nick Hornby, & Pomplamoose VideoSong!!!! (by PomplamooseMusic)

Friends! Why did none of you tell me that Nick Hornby and Ben Folds did an album together??? All of you are on notice. Again.

Also, Pomplamoose is great, everyone should check them out. 

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yellowonesdontstop: HOT SUMMER GIVEAWAY - WORTH ALMOST $565! As I mentioned before, my magazine had a huge beauty sale so now you have the chance to win all of these items of which I spent a total of $44. All proceeds from the beauty sale went to Sloan-Kettering’s Pediatric Cancer Care so my $44 was well spent. Why do I do this? Because I really do get a huge kick out of doing nice things for people. Those closest to me will tell you that. And, really, because people should know what it feels like to work at a magazine where awesome things like beauty sales are a regular occurrence. How do you win? 1. Follow me. 2. Reblog this post. 3. Feel free to unfollow me after the giveaway winner is announced as I don’t do this for the followers. FYI, reblogging this post multiple times will NOT increase your chances of winning. How will the winner be chosen? Random.org. When will the winner be announced? Tuesday, June 7 at 9 PM. But please note that you only have until 8 PM on June 7 to reblog before I close the contest so I can pick the winner. What hidden costs are there? NONE. I will even mail this entire beauty bundle to the lucky winner at no cost to them. The following items are all included in this bigger-than-Kim-Kardashian’s-diamond Hot Summer Giveaway. Please note that I list shade names where applicable and tried to give links to the exact item. No items can be substituted, changed or omitted. What you see is truly what the winner will get. The winner will receive EVERYTHING listed below: Zeno Heat Treat Blemish Prevention Kit Retail value: $39.99Lavanila Health Sunscreen SPF 40 Retail value: $28Nu Skin Clear Action Acne Treatment System Retail value: $101.65GoClear 3-Step Acne and Blemish Regimen  Retail value: $40Zeno Heat Treat Blemish Prevention Kit Retail value: $39.99FCUK Summer for her, 3.4 oz Retail value: $26.19Elizabeth Arden Eight Hour Cream Lip Protectant Stick SPF 15 Retail value: $17Burt’s Bees Radiance Day Lotion SPF 15 Retail value: $18Philosophy Hope in a Tinted Moisturizer in Medium Retail value: $38Philosophy Field of Flowers Shower Gel Retail value: $16Topshop Blush loose powder in Walnut Retail value: $9.84Too Faced Absolutely Flawless Concealer in Vanilla Light Retail value: $20Jemma Kidd Make Up School Firming I-Silk Long-Lasting Colour in Antique Retail value: $26Jemma Kidd Pro Finish Moisture Tint SPF 20 in 03 Mid Dark Retail value: $26Jemma Kidd Make Up School Hi-Shine Hydrating Glossstick SPF 15 in Sugar Cane Retail value: $25 Borba Wrinkle Smoothing Serum Retail value: $20.99Yes to Tomatoes Clear Skin Acne Roller Ball Spot Stick Retail value: $9.99Rimmel London Moisture Renew Cream Lipgloss in SOS Red Retail value: $5.99Sally Hershberger Hyper Hydration Retail value: $12.49Bioré Deep Cleansing Pore Strips Retail value: $9.15Bioré Pore Unclogging Scrub Retail value: $8.95John Frieda Collection Frizz-Ease Gel Retail value: $5.99John Frieda Collection Always Stylish Gel Crème Retail value: $5.49Butter London 3 Free in No More Waity Kaity – LIMITED EDITION - No longer available on Butter London’s site or anywhere else online Retail: $14 TOTAL ESTIMATED RETAIL VALUE: $564.70. Please don’t worry if you do not win. This is now my second beauty giveaway this year, and I will likely be doing this in another three to four months. GOOD LUCK! Sorry buds, I love free stuff.

yellowonesdontstop:

HOT SUMMER GIVEAWAY - WORTH ALMOST $565!

As I mentioned before, my magazine had a huge beauty sale so now you have the chance to win all of these items of which I spent a total of $44. All proceeds from the beauty sale went to Sloan-Kettering’s Pediatric Cancer Care so my $44 was well spent.

Why do I do this? Because I really do get a huge kick out of doing nice things for people. Those closest to me will tell you that. And, really, because people should know what it feels like to work at a magazine where awesome things like beauty sales are a regular occurrence.

How do you win? 1. Follow me. 2. Reblog this post. 3. Feel free to unfollow me after the giveaway winner is announced as I don’t do this for the followers. FYI, reblogging this post multiple times will NOT increase your chances of winning.

How will the winner be chosen? Random.org.

When will the winner be announced? Tuesday, June 7 at 9 PM. But please note that you only have until 8 PM on June 7 to reblog before I close the contest so I can pick the winner.

What hidden costs are there? NONE. I will even mail this entire beauty bundle to the lucky winner at no cost to them.

The following items are all included in this bigger-than-Kim-Kardashian’s-diamond Hot Summer Giveaway. Please note that I list shade names where applicable and tried to give links to the exact item. No items can be substituted, changed or omitted. What you see is truly what the winner will get. The winner will receive EVERYTHING listed below:

Zeno Heat Treat Blemish Prevention Kit Retail value: $39.99
Lavanila Health Sunscreen SPF 40 Retail value: $28
Nu Skin Clear Action Acne Treatment System Retail value: $101.65
GoClear 3-Step Acne and Blemish Regimen  Retail value: $40
Zeno Heat Treat Blemish Prevention Kit Retail value: $39.99
FCUK Summer for her, 3.4 oz Retail value: $26.19
Elizabeth Arden Eight Hour Cream Lip Protectant Stick SPF 15 Retail value: $17
Burt’s Bees Radiance Day Lotion SPF 15 Retail value: $18
Philosophy Hope in a Tinted Moisturizer in Medium Retail value: $38
Philosophy Field of Flowers Shower Gel Retail value: $16
Topshop Blush loose powder in Walnut Retail value: $9.84
Too Faced Absolutely Flawless Concealer in Vanilla Light Retail value: $20
Jemma Kidd Make Up School Firming I-Silk Long-Lasting Colour in Antique Retail value: $26
Jemma Kidd Pro Finish Moisture Tint SPF 20 in 03 Mid Dark Retail value: $26
Jemma Kidd Make Up School Hi-Shine Hydrating Glossstick SPF 15 in Sugar Cane Retail value: $25
Borba Wrinkle Smoothing Serum Retail value: $20.99
Yes to Tomatoes Clear Skin Acne Roller Ball Spot Stick Retail value: $9.99Rimmel London Moisture Renew Cream Lipgloss in SOS Red Retail value: $5.99
Sally Hershberger Hyper Hydration Retail value: $12.49
Bioré Deep Cleansing Pore Strips Retail value: $9.15
Bioré Pore Unclogging Scrub Retail value: $8.95
John Frieda Collection Frizz-Ease Gel Retail value: $5.99
John Frieda Collection Always Stylish Gel Crème Retail value: $5.49
Butter London 3 Free in No More Waity Kaity – LIMITED EDITION - No longer available on Butter London’s site or anywhere else online Retail: $14

TOTAL ESTIMATED RETAIL VALUE: $564.70.

Please don’t worry if you do not win. This is now my second beauty giveaway this year, and I will likely be doing this in another three to four months.

GOOD LUCK!

Sorry buds, I love free stuff.

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