as long as you are only yourself

// The Year In Review.//

2011: The Year Alexis Had The Most Absurd Living Arrangements and Cried On The Floor Twice, and Fell Asleep On The Floor 4 Times But Only In Her Laundry Twice, That’s Improvement, And Drank Less But Better, And Also Learned What She Was Going To Do After College, But Only For A Little While And There Is No Need For Blood In A Shakespeare Play Totally Unnecessary Plus Feelings Are For Suckers And I Just Got A Ton Of Dum Dums, But Her Eyesight Got Better And Maybe She Needs Braces Again, But She Did Not Vomit Into The Streets Of Amsterdam, Not Even Once.

03 / 01

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// I am not drinking enough wine. //

because I am drinking no wine.

25 / 10

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Dear Storyteller,’ she pleaded, ‘please help me to set my own genre. Let this not be some pre-ordained novel of manners concerned only with the tedium of court life, and not a predictable princess-marries-prince romance…unless that be Thy will, in which case, please reconcile me to my role, but grant me the strength to shape my story. Send your Angelic messengers to protect me, and to give me hints. Bless those I love, through each and every chapter. Send them joyful plot twists, and resolve the conflicts that oppose them, but not too easily.

This is a line from a fanfiction parody I discovered over the summer. I really love this whole thing and am pretty seriously considering getting drunk and painting this on my wall.

18 / 10

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I literally have no idea who this person is, but I’m refusing to click because I like my newsfeed to have an element of mystery. Where is that “super!!!!11!” cafe in Florida? Why did those two people break up, and why has it been liked so many times? Do 69 people really like some needle free injection system? Who is this person and why are we friends?

It’s all a mystery.

15 / 09

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romance and high adventure, see?

(Source: dallasclayton)

05 / 09

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dcpierson:

One in three of us will first see the love of our life’s face when it is illuminated by the glow of their smartphone.

Do your kids a favor and tell them it was an energy crystal. Tell them it was an age of romance and high adventure.

Now resolved to live a life of romance and high adventure. Where can I get a scimitar, can I bring a book.

(via youngmanhattanite)

04 / 09

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