// OKAY//
I ONLY PUT A STRAW IN MY SHOT OF HONEY WHISKEY BECAUSE I DIDN’T WANT TO TAKE IT ALL AT ONCE I WANTED TO ~SAVOR~ IT.
IT WAS A CHAIRMAN MAO SHOT GLASS, DOES THAT NOT COUNT FOR ANYTHING?
I ONLY PUT A STRAW IN MY SHOT OF HONEY WHISKEY BECAUSE I DIDN’T WANT TO TAKE IT ALL AT ONCE I WANTED TO ~SAVOR~ IT.
IT WAS A CHAIRMAN MAO SHOT GLASS, DOES THAT NOT COUNT FOR ANYTHING?

Jenna is the best assistant ever. She has willingly sacrificed her normal tumblr posts, to post pictures of random things I make her search for in the name of Costuming.
Shawty you da best, you are getting a huge bottle of What Have You when the quarter ends.
“Jenna, search “babushka vest.”
In other news, you should all see this show when it goes up. Two words. Shin. Guards.
(Source: tidymockeries)

Tumblr Crushes:
Look at that sexy 3some up top.
It’s kind of scary how naturally slutty I am.
By far